BAD LEG


BAD LEG


FADE IN

INT. TRACY’S OFFICE - DAY

Tracy is sitting in front of a computer. Her right hand is on the mouse, checking her emails. We see a close up of a column which is brought to our attention.

TRACY

(voice over)

It’s been brought to my attention that maybe not all of last week’s column was the complete truth. I wouldn’t say it was complete out-and-out lies. But I will admit to a slight degree of artistic licence.

For example it wasn’t cowbells, just an ordinary doorbell, in fact, with an answer phone. And it wasn’t edelweiss on the ribbon, but there was a ribbon. And it wasn’t exactly Switzerland - but it was somewhere else. And guess what? I didn’t do my leg in snowboarding, but I did do it in. Touch of the Walter Mittys?

Oh I forgot to say, a